my father doesn’t understand why I always want to ditch fourth block, and it’s usually because it gives me honest to god anxiety to speak in front of class I honestly want to cry when I go
even i don’t know what this show is about anymore
ELLEN’S NEW INSTAGRAM POST
BENEDICT LOOKS SO CONFUSED I’M LAUGHING
thor is incredible like he has bathed in the blood of his enemies when he’s in a frothing berserker rage yet i bet you anything he tiptoes around the flowers in frigga’s garden so that he doesn’t stomp on them
if science doesn’t make you want to write poetry you’re doing it wrong
YOUR ANCESTORS CALLED IT MAGIC, BUT YOU CALL IT SCIENCE. I COME FROM A LAND WHERE THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME.
did you just quote Thor
wait, nevermind I just read the url
she probably did this on purpose smh
Her publicity team like “don’t forget to trip AT LEAST once!”
people on this website are so shitty you talk about how many social anxiety issues you have and how you’re not good at anything then this woman goes to one of the most stressful celebrity events ever where she’s already nervous about whether she’ll win or not and you think he tripping once is a publicity stunt I don’t care if you don’t like her shes still a person with nerves and anxiety just like you shitdicks
Joseph Begley lights up rooms in a cheeky way with ‘Slap It’
A quick pinch or squeeze of the ‘slap it’ lamp by London-based designer Joseph Begley brightens up rooms with its warm glow. made from realistic feeling silicone, the cheeky light responds to pressure sensors when it is touched, directly turning it on or off.
Ok can I have
i want a few of every color in a room and have a bunch of people over for a buttslapping rave where we have to make the room flash by slappinbutts
Will it do the same thing if you lick them?
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
*runs away from my responsibilities but in a punk way*